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A Joyful Noise

by Agoraphobic Nosebleed

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Anthony Bartolotta
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Anthony Bartolotta it was 50 cents idk Favorite track: Ghost of Christmas Past.
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S810 I love christmas carols. The only thing that gives me a harder boner than singing songs about a dude that got nailed to a fucking cross, is some of the most extreme grindcore around making fun of the dude that got nailed to the fucking cross. Favorite track: Frozen Corpse Stuffed with Holiday Cheer.
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LIKEPAIN Christmas music I can stand Favorite track: With a Sniff and a Wink.
Wonderbox Metal
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Wonderbox Metal Playful grind! Showing all other grind bands how it's done. Favorite track: Re-Wrapped & Re-Gifted Again.
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D I wonder if J. Randall is still bitter about things? Favorite track: No Presents this Year.
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Sean Crook AN can do no wrong! Favorite track: Eyes Like Two Pissholes in the Snow (2011 Holiday Edition).


released December 24, 2011

All tracks written and recorded by Agoraphobic Nosebleed
for the Decibel Magazine Flexi Series, 2011

ANb is Randall, Hull, Johnson, Katz

Guitars, drum programming by Scott Hull
Lyrics, vocals, samples by J. Randall

Produced, mixed & mastered by Scott Hull @ Visceral Sound
Harshnoise on "Re-Wrapped & Re-Gifted" by Kazumoto Endo
Additional vocals via "Secret Santa"
Cover art, layout and design by J. Randall

Follow ANb on twitter @agoraphobicnb

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Agoraphobic Nosebleed Springfield, Massachusetts

Agoraphobic Nosebleed is a grindcore band formed in 1994 in Springfield, Massachusetts, United States. The current line-up includes vocalists Jay Randall, Kathrine Katz , Richard Johnson and Scott Hull. Agoraphobic Nosebleed are one of the most well-known drum-machine grindcore bands, and have influenced many drum-machine grindcore bands.

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Track Name: Eyes Like Two Pissholes in the Snow (2011 Holiday Edition)
Eyes like two pissholes in the snow!
Track Name: Hung Like a Stocking by the Chimney with Care
His neck in a noose he hung like strange fruit from the Christmas tree
Track Name: Santa's got a Brand New Bag
Santa's got a brand new bag of dicks to suck
Polar bear, jolly ol' queer, Santa he likes it rough
Track Name: Re-Gifted
With all these fuckin' nerds and goofs
Did you actually think metal was recession proof?
Rapidshare is a computer virus
Like a STD for the music industry it spread
And now all we're left w/ is this
Scion A/V free "Crusher" ten
Wrapped up and re-gifted to loved ones and friends
Remember it's the thought that counts
Track Name: No Presents this Year
No presents from Scion this year, just regrets
And this holiday issue of Decibel w/ the ANB flex
Track Name: With a Sniff and a Wink
Dilated eyes, rosy red cheeks
He put a finger to the side his nose
Up his chimney it rose
With a sniff and a wink
Track Name: Re-Wrapped & Re-Gifted Again
Re-wrapped & re-gifted again by Kazumoto Endo
Track Name: Frozen Corpse Stuffed with Holiday Cheer
Mall metal teens torching a manger
Infanticide, deicide, new born baby Jesus -burned alive
You shouldn't have lied to your kids about Santa
Frozen corpse stuffed w/ holiday cheer
Body bag full of gifts for all the boys and girls this year
Track Name: Ghost of Christmas Past
Cannibal Corpse can eat Seth Putnam's dead putrid dick
Obituary for Obituary, boredom the cause of death
Best thing about death metal is it's fuckin' dead
Track Name: Christmas Through the Years
When my grandfather was a child all he'd get for Christmas was a carton of cigarettes
These days that would be a expensive gift for a kid
Track Name: Little Town of Bethlehem
Doomed labels all w/ the "Wolverine Blues"
Shepherd their flock of sheep
To God City to be forever "Entombed"
Lord, savior producer, douche -
Fuck Kurt Ballou!
Bring your sound down to clowntown
Do you hear what I hear?
Your sound is now his sound
You're paying for the name