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by Agoraphobic Nosebleed

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    Agoraphobic Nosebleed’s raging three vocalist onslaught is taken to new heights of aggression, as the infamous grind of previous efforts has been melded with the savagery of early speed metal and hardcore. Agorapocalypse is the epitome of 21st century grindcore!
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All avenues blocked off Following the stench of profit Forward thinking impaired All minds closed tight Charcoal blinders on Widespread hearing loss Suffocating stagnation The world stops turning Ready to pull the trigger Slip our necks in the noose Happy to oblige If there's no other way Orwell's nightmare Slowly reveals itself At an end! No other way! Unadvanced Kept in the past No real change To our day-to-day Brains retreat Old forms of defeat We believe What we're told to see Trudge to work, watching our feet Nothing to look at up above our heads Plugged in to our beloved lifeline Never noticing the future at an end At an end! No other way!
The order of the wasp and the unicorn Kaled mutants on the half shell Dimensionally Transcendental One foot in Babylon. The other in a Buddhist hell Un-parallel universe of the anachronic man Timelord, Argonaut, Smuggler Sexual predator in a strange land Traversable wormhole emerges Welding closed the cargo hold Cryo frozen python stuffed With 70's porn and dope Condoms filled with quaaludes rammed down its throat Photo of Dennis Hopper throwing your mom the bone Drug running in circles Between the astral and material worlds
I don't want to fuck your face I want to wrap my dick Around your throat and choke you I slapped a dead man in the face With his own hand and laughed out loud Self-awareness on a level You couldn't possibly conceive It's not the weed or all the bullshit I read It's the fucking disillusionment and suffering Of every living being The sixteen aspects of the four noble failures Spend your life with tears in your eyes, Complaining endlessly My smile invites suspicion as life sucks like a leech I'm giving up my ego, my desire, my vanity All to fill one tiny need To spread open my ass and shit on your dreams
Spawning the mind's eye The unemotional, the emotionless A flaccid mouth Spews violent Tyrannical Notions Spawning the mind's eye The unemotional, the emotionless Slowly picking at sweet young pussy Gushing out impenetrable acts Foul conceptions Spawning the mind's eye The unemotional, the emotionless Pink slits ooze autonomy Independence Visions fisting young cunts Sabotaging humanity Seeking out the endless The unenduring The lifeless The painstaking fight between Insanity and morality
Jerking off in meetings with his attorneys Sentenced to death Holy man, supreme being Biological weapons, levitation, drugs Where he was once blind, he can now see Stand down! The eye of Horus is opening Asahara has requested To be fed only pork For his last meal Wild boar Giraffe tongue makes A noose around his head Hung from the rising sun Until made immortal He dropped into a white lotus Butterfly bursting from his eyes in a cloud of sarin gas Traversing the globe, wings spread Landing only once, for a moment, on a retarded kid's head
In a past life I was just some Back alley abortion Stem cells collected on a coat hanger Tossed in a trash bin I can't help but think the kind of hip replacement That I could have been The kidney I could have grown into If only I'd had the chance Could have helped a God-cursing cripple Walk again Be re-born again Christian Abortion now a brave new industry Stem cells collected and sold Artificial insemination of of \"breeders\" Thousands of women working at home Pregnant in six week shifts Making hundreds a week Helping others to save lives Cure disability and disease Organ banks using body parts as currency First national stem cell and clone Billions made and thousands saved as acceptance of the science grows What's a second mortgage to a whole new lease on life, And what wouldn't you spend to save your child from dying? What cock wouldn't you suck to save their fucking life?
You want to talk to me about Pig Destroyer? I smoked crack with a fucking cop You want to see ANb live? We'll take the deposit and just not show up Send DJ Nevermind and a couple of sluts Lap dances, suckin' dick as the Honky Reduction 10\" spins Sorry I was on that shit again And couldn't make the trip No longer welcome in N.Y.C. There have been threats It's like the way a pig will eat its own shit I stay committed To every lie I've ever written No matter if it makes sense Accepting the absurd Has become second nature No reason behind the myths No purpose in being offensive
Agoraphobos One-dimensional hatross Alesis Time Machine Seventh bastard son of the seventh bastard son Locust abortion technician with deicidal tendencies I traveled time to kill an unborn Christ Nocturnus A.D. Umbilical carefully collected, put into cryo freeze But I've returned to godless times Times of understanding and peace The evidence was everywhere I had not slain our savior, but the beast In a world where I never existed No friends, no family, no ANb My cargo sold for next to nothing to some Japanese That years later was rumored to have had programmed The world's first blast beat
Trauma Queen 01:51
Sunken deep into eyes of idolatry Unscathed, furthest from reality Inhaling Acrid smoke sailing from impotent lips Prepubescent boys with Handsome white asses Too sick to move Too sick to be here Shitting condoms for cock Spew white seed into oblivion Jizz on the thinking machine Trembling Eager to submit to cracked Asymmetric genitals Insecurity created poor Flaccid Misshapen beasts Jerking off to brutality Restless Hungry for teen anals
A Wal-Mart shopping spree begins a tri-state killing spree Some Wall Street metalhead with a tribal armband tattoo Has just lost his mind Lost his fucking mind In a white man's world Pointless, cold and cruel We start our day enslaved and end our day depraved No more sick white guy shit No more in white guy mode No more gore or sketchy Asian porn No more That's why when I go I'm taking whitey with me As many as I can splatter before the clock runs out See you in hell, you fucks All covered in blood Buddha laughing atop a pile of human skulls
Fuck burning a church Let's burn down schools and wildlife preserves Killed a baby bear with a hunting knife You're born. You do shit. You die. Do what thou wilt do without guilt or remorse Eat, drink, fuck the hugest whores Smoke, sleep and grind your fucking face off Smoke and smoke and I'm tripping my fuckin' face off We stay armed to the tits, you zero Eat, shit and die a hundred thousand times, you fuck Gonzo pornography She's got a ticket to grind You're born. You do shit. You die. First we're going to cut her Then we're going to fuck her Once, twice, three fucking times
Ex-Cop 00:59
An entourage of personal demons All packing serious heat Nickel-plated desert eagles And I'm feeling weak Walk up to you and strip you where you stand trembling Walk up and stick a gun in your face Hand over all the fuckin' guns Hand over the drugs, you fuck Fired up the old acetylene torch Lit a cigarette and went to work Completely self-absorbed Don't give a fuck about Who or what you know Just care about the ammo And the three keys of coke
Nose deep in Jamaican armpit pussy Tongue-fuckin' the spider hole Freeing the grenade pin with my teeth Who says in Miami it never snows? Blast fuck that slut into outer space A blizzard of cocaine and gore Blast kilos up in my speedboat Dumping the bodies off shore Snooters in the nosebleed seats VIP in the skybar Had my dick out in the club Told the DJ to suck my balls It's that good, sticky Jamaican pussy Look at all the crystals and hairs Dreadlock tampon ragweed Crabs in G-string underwear I'll shoot you in the face, bitch I'll shoot you in the face, bitch


Agoraphobic Nosebleed’s raging three vocalist onslaught is taken to new heights of aggression, as the infamous grind of previous efforts has been melded with the savagery of early speed metal and hardcore. Agorapocalypse is the epitome of 21st century grindcore!


released April 14, 2009

Relapse Records


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Agoraphobic Nosebleed Bethesda, Maryland

Agoraphobic Nosebleed formed in 1994 in Springfield, Massachusetts, United States. The line-up
includes Jay Randall, Richard Johnson, and Scott Hull. Agoraphobic Nosebleed is one of the most well-
known and influential drum machine grindcore bands.
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