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Agoraphobic Nosebleed Springfield, Massachusetts

Agoraphobic Nosebleed is a grindcore band formed in 1994 in Springfield, Massachusetts, United States. The current line-up includes vocalists Jay Randall, Kathrine Katz , Richard Johnson and Scott Hull. Agoraphobic Nosebleed are one of the most well-known drum-machine grindcore bands, and have influenced many drum-machine grindcore bands.

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Track Name: Spreading the Dis-ease
Roll down the window,
I need a breath of fresh shit.
Assume the worst,
and be amazed to disgust.
There is really no preparing yourself,
no day is without incident anymore.
Action is bad acting.
Everything's a fuckin' hassle.
Tomorrow you'll care less.
How can this nonsense be a tragedy?
What's to feel?
Fuck you
for even making me have to think today.
Track Name: Ark of Ecoterrorism
Noah Bin Laden- introducing contraband
insect and animal species into areas
devoid of natural predators.
Natural selection is fought
out in defoliated forests;
future nature begins to flourish and
everything begins to change.
Track Name: Living Lolita Blowjob
Palillo fuera de su lengueta.
Ten-year-old Puerto Rican girl
who already fuckin' swallows.
Track Name: Thawing Out
Examples of barbarism,
miss what you mock.
Slight pause to vomit.
Advocating organ harvesting,
equal opportunity destroyer.
Spontaneous combustion.
Track Name: The Need for Better Body Armor
Impulses to self-destruction
the need for better body armor
is ever increasing.
Shooting blindly into the crowd.
Track Name: Freeze-Dried Cemetery
Your kids are gonna fry like bacon
(Baby mummies)
No, you understand me fine!
(Ancient Slavonics)
Read this back to me,
I'll give you a straight A.
Look like I'm smiling?
It's a smirk.
(Guilty as charged)
Track Name: Children Blown to Bits By the Bus
This is complete nihilism,
wrapped in a Zionist plot.
With exploding school buses.
Track Name: Scoring In Heaven
In other cultures, death is more artistic.
And probably a lot more fun.
Track Name: Fuck Your Soccer Jesus
Every Sunday your mother is dragging your
ballbag off to goalie god's green pussy.
Track Name: Guided Tour
I remember
feeling like this all the time.
Copters and vultures,
sacred tradition.
Pumping for years to come:
Track Name: Honky Dong
Squeezing his white banana blue
in your quivering rump.
His body lice devour your ass crack.
Track Name: Famous Last Words
Chaos has something special.
Hit the curb hard,
just as intended.
Vitality, balance,
perfect control.
40-degree cooler.
Absolute right, wrong intention.
Track Name: Osaka Milk Bar
Japanese rabbi mixing
liquid LSD and baby formula
to pump into infants
like nipple-fed Pokemon.
Drunk with the power to summon money
from their captivated and confused prey.
Pocketing the middle class American monster.
Track Name: Drive By Blowjob On a Bicycle
Your mother's a drive by
blowjob on a bicycle
peddling her ass all over town.
Ho sweet ho,
it's all about her cash sniffin' nose.
Track Name: Ten Pounds of Remains
False teeth and a rubber hammer
white plastic shield.
Bring the kids a cute souvenir.
Track Name: Utter Mental Retardation and Reversal of Man
I'll be banging drugs into my skull
'til I'm fucking retarded
and my accountability
has found it's resolve.
Track Name: Neotropolis Euphoria
Just a Disney ride to work
on the right combination of drugs.
Track Name: Snitch Olympics
Ratfink asshole, sellin' us out.
Mummification:
Callin' you out.
No one's bailin' you out.
Corpse disposal.
Been a long time comin'.
Let the games begin!
Track Name: Crawling Out of the Cradle Into the Casket
Death in installments,
you start fuckin' dying
the day you're fuckin' born.
Track Name: Removing Locator Tooth
Searching for the locator tooth,
kidnapper removes the teeth in a
youth with a chisel and mallet
before fucking the youth in the face.
Shattered teeth found in
New Jersey dumpster.
Track Name: Mahikari
Mahikari; the Japanese new religion
that proclaimed itself the leader of a
Chosen People
that opened the gates to Aum,
who is planning a coming global
Armageddon.
Track Name: Micro-Tidal Wave
Nerve gas,
low frequency infra-sound beams.
Track Name: Crop Dusting
Japan's Aum doomsday cult,
that masterminded
the fatal nerve gas attack
on Tokyo subways,
considered spraying the drug LSD
from the sky.
Track Name: LSD As Chemical Weapon
The Aum ShinriKyo
(Aum Supreme Truth Sect)
first started studying the powerful
hallucinogenic LSD
as a kind of chemical weapon
it might use during an armed revolt.
Track Name: Illegal Manufacture
The sect was making LSD,
mescaline, amphetamines,
and other illegal drugs
at the cult's facilities.
Track Name: Drugging the Control Group
Aum spiritual leader Shoko Asahara
ordered the production of the drugs
as part of his strategy
to control members of the cult.
Track Name: Alice in La La Land
LSD, amphetamines and some sort of
exotic dopamine agonist.
Track Name: Apocalypse As Mescaline Experience
The book of the dead is a trip
and the apocalypse describes
mescaline experience.
Track Name: The Artificial Religious Experience
We can cut enemy communications
and cook internal organs.
It feels like Jesus Christ
is touching my heart.
Track Name: The First Day of Sodom- Pussy Hair Prayer Rug
Trading pussy heaven
up for Immaculate Conception.
Track Name: The Second Day of Sodom- Distortion in Eden
Ass of man tempts Eve.
Track Name: The Third Day of Sodom- Serpent of the Gay Pride Rainbow
Eve grows huge dick and fucks snake.
Track Name: The Fourth Day of Sodom- Snaking Adam's Black Apple
Snake coils around a piece of shit stuck in
the colon of an old roman.
Track Name: The Fifth Day of Sodom- Like a Cretin on Christmas Eve
Blackbeard the Santa tosses the old
roman a Greek salad.
Track Name: The Sixth Day of Sodom- Boston Hardcore Caligula
Ass jocks suck off Boston hardcore.
Track Name: The Seventh Day of Sodom- Fantasizing Hydrahead
Boston hardcore closes its unsigned eyes
and pretends it's Aaron and Mark
sucking their fucking dicks.
Track Name: The Eighth Day of Sodom- Lamb of the Rotisserie God
Sodomite warms the ass of cooked lamb.
Track Name: The Ninth Day Of Sodom- Holiday Bowl Full Of Asshole
Lamb chop placed across the ass crack of
the sweet Virgin Mary.
Track Name: The Tenth Day of Sodom- Enter the House of Feasting
Banquet in the honor of sweet Mary
mother of god's garnered virgin rump
Track Name: The Eleventh Day of Sodom- Passing Blunts and Cunts
We all take a turn,
Matt Jacobson blows a peanut.
Track Name: The Twelfth Day of Sodom- When Taking a Shit Feels Sexy
Immaculate defecation.
Covered in semen the blue-eyed demon
Jesus is born
from the cunt of a gay whore.
Track Name: Poland Springfield Acidbag
Altered States of America in water cooler
warfare with an unseen enemy.
Heat-flashes on the job, it's back to the
water cooler,
drinking more and more.
At home tripping balls
behind the wheel of a sixteen car pile up.
Track Name: Rectal Thermometer
A young child when sodomized
will shut down all systems.
A young infant who is sodomized
immediately goes to sleep.
Track Name: Necro-Cannibalistic Tendencies in Young Children
The children discuss cannabalism,
eating dead bodies.
Eating body parts:
Track Name: Bombs With Butterfly Wings
They implanted bombs in their stomachs
and then they started to talk
their tummies would feel funny.
They knew the bombs were activated.
Track Name: Mosquito Holding Human Cattle Prod
Every person west of the Nile herded in a
mass northern migration.
Humanity huddled freezing dick
in the most useless corners of the world.
Standing in snow and human shit.
Track Name: For Just Ten Cents a Day...
The Christian Science fund is why one in
three people in Africa have AIDS.
Help fund queer missionary workers'
pedophilic rape vacations,
fuckin' the slaves of God's charity.
Ethopian boy making out with Jesus
covered in white blood and red semen.
Track Name: Mental Change(s), Altered Conscious
(Hallucinating back to the event of birth.
Slowly regressing into primitive
stages of human evolution: and beyond.)
Track Name: Radical Modernism
Red blowing out of ass and mouth
Let the dog DIE alone.
Track Name: Human Enhancement
Mescaline kimono, chili peppers.
Woman fucked by wolf.
Track Name: Juxtaposed Impacts
Sleeping at funerals, puking at parades.
You need the bullet and the gun.
Track Name: Unprecedented Experiment
I do it and I feel real sad, real bad:
then I rise- cleansed!
Track Name: Transparent Enclosure
Crubling graffiti.
Doom and siesta time.
Track Name: Opening to Personals Ad by Richard
Everyone's someone's biggest mistake
they ever made.
Get in touch with me, I could be yours.
Track Name: Relapse Refusing U.S. Weapons Inspectors
We have a deadly biological weapon.
Send us money courtesy of Relapse Records
Upper Darby, Philadelphia, PA
Track Name: Neural Linguistic Programming
With every song on this CD
you will feel more and more compelled
to lose faith in yourself
and in everything around you.
Track Name: The Fag vs. the Indian
Fuckin' fag.
Kill 'em,
kill the fuckin' Indian.
Track Name: Black Metal Transvestite
Black metal is gay as a Catholic priest
slouching toward Gomorrah.
Face painted like
Gene Simmons at Halloween
with a tongue up some kids rump
looking for candy.
Put down that seven string and get a
fuckin' job
you tired-looking homo,
Goth hand-banging geek.
Track Name: Debbie Does Dishes
Don't think,
you're a fuckin' idiot.
Track Name: Marine Pornography (for Whale Cock Skateboards)
Losing my domestication,
like a tab in the ocean.
I hump like a fuckin' whale
and piss wherever I want.
Thar' she blows from my fuckin' dick hole,
rolling down a rubber
as old as the Dead Sea scrolls.
Mermaid with AIDS call in the fuckin' fleet,
chicken cunt in a sea of fresh white meat.
Track Name: Keeping a Clean Kennel
If your ass is in this house it's my ass.
Track Name: Baby Mill Pt. 1
Black and Hispanic newborns
for as low as a thousand dollars.
All shots- spayed and neutered.
Track Name: Firearms for All Faiths
We have psychedelic shotguns,
mystical weapons for Hindus,
Buddhists,
Jews
and Christians.
Track Name: Domestic Solution
Kick the shit out of you.
Track Name: Definition of Death
You can wear all their clothes,
and watch all the same TV shows.
Little spots of you
dripping down
into the dust.
You can't even form a reflection
in the mirror anymore.
Track Name: Discolored
Dimensional gates align
choking while living.
Track Name: 4 Leeches (40,000 Leeches)
I'm big.
I whack off in the heat.
I'm real macho.
Master Yoda here I come.
The Yoda puppet's out on loan,
but the guy who played the robot might be
available for work.
Somebody will do it to you.
And if they don't, you will.
Track Name: Group Taking Acid As Considered Conspiracy Against the Government
"What do you do with it?"
Just shut up and take it man.
Put it on your tongue.
Track Name: Small Room and a Six-Pack
Overflowed,
doomed on my tiny cross.
Track Name: Deviant Arousal
Proving your heterosexual credentials.
Track Name: Unbound by Civilized Properties
Vomit on a wino's whiskers,
the savage nomad
shits himself standing up.
Track Name: They All Burned!
Most were heavyset
feeling bad
yellow with age
armchair is gone.
Track Name: Shotgun Funeral
I'm here today to blast the two people
that came to grieve your passing.
Track Name: Homophobic Assbleed
You've always had a tampon hanging
halfway out your ass you fuckin'
motherless cunt.
Track Name: Exacting Revenge on PETA
Crack my fucking dog's head wide open.
Dogs just like a fuckin' woman,
hit 'em and they just love you more.
Track Name: Baby Mill Pt. 2 (White Russian)
Caucasian Russian newborns for as low as
$5000 with dual U.S./Canadian
citizenship.
Track Name: Narcoterrorist Megalomaniac
There's so much money in guns and drugs
I could have anyone killed
with a phone call.
South American women
being torn apart by huge cats
for my masturbatory amusement.
Nothing like paying for a four thousand
dollar boob job on a third world slut
and have it ravaged by albino tigers.
While having another slut on your dick
trying to disprove her expandability.
Track Name: Releasing a Dove from a Ghetto Rooftop
Dropped that pigeon six fucking stories
trying to see if bullshit can fly.
It was like blood pouring off a roof
onto an El Camino.
It was amazing he was still fuckin' alive.
Track Name: Bipartisan Buttfuck
Bipartisan dictatorship
devising the economic plan.
Benefiting the greedy,
conveniently excluding the working man.
Track Name: Bent Over the Cross
Holy Roman orgy, fondlers of the cloth.
Catholic schools i.d. possible elementary
level queer stock.
Gay, shamed and guilted over to god,
slipping the white collar over fresh cock.
This is the semen of your salvation,
bent over the fuckin' cross.
Track Name: A Chance at Reprisal
I gave you a chance at reprisal,
and you didn't take it.
I am going to send you to hell.
Track Name: Altered Ego
The gratification of the ego
Oge eht fo noitacifitarg eht.
The gratification of the ego
Oge eht fo noitacifitarg eht.
Track Name: Pin the Tail on the Donkey
You can talk to the police,
you can talk to the press,
you can talk to the politicians-
I don't care man.
What we're doing here is so bizarre;
no one will ever believe you.
Track Name: Latter Day Mormon Ritual
They will slit the throat of a goat
and slit it's bowels open.
And you will either have sex with a crucified
young girl on a cross
or a half rotted corpse.
Track Name: 5 Band Genetic Equalizer Pt. 3
From scientific theory
on mongrel idiocy to eugenic pedigree.
Mixing the race out of the test tube
in lab based baby creation.
True scientific excellence
removes the prejudice
in the future breeding of good strong
American stock.
Track Name: Absurd Beast
I was getting my cock sucked
when the plane collided into the second tower.
She spit my nut up
and wiped her mouth
with the American flag.
Track Name: Burning Social Interest
I prefer starting forest fires
to the company of others.
Fuck acceptance
for this crap sake of breathing.
Investing in friends
to be some freeloading turd
with a never-ending burn to save face.
Track Name: Whore Torn Vet
I know how to kill an army of one,
with some Malaysian monkey cunt.
Armed and horny,
veteran of a foreign veneral disease.
Track Name: Obi Wan Kaczynski
Opening a letter bomb with a light saber
so you can feel the force.
Ashes and anthrax
slowly settle on unused technology.
The age has come to invoke
catastrophe on the sand people.
Track Name: Placing a Personal Memo On the Boss's Desk
Rifle through your desk
from a hundred yards away,
camouflaged in pigeon shit,
high on the tower of brotherly love.
A hopeless romantic,
Cupid's arrow seeds itself in splintered
mahogany.