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Altered States of America (Deluxe Edition)

by Agoraphobic Nosebleed

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Roll down the window, I need a breath of fresh shit. Assume the worst, and be amazed to disgust. There is really no preparing yourself, no day is without incident anymore. Action is bad acting. Everything's a fuckin' hassle. Tomorrow you'll care less. How can this nonsense be a tragedy? What's to feel? Fuck you for even making me have to think today.
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Noah Bin Laden- introducing contraband insect and animal species into areas devoid of natural predators. Natural selection is fought out in defoliated forests; future nature begins to flourish and everything begins to change.
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Palillo fuera de su lengueta. Ten-year-old Puerto Rican girl who already fuckin' swallows.
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Thawing Out 00:15
Examples of barbarism, miss what you mock. Slight pause to vomit. Advocating organ harvesting, equal opportunity destroyer. Spontaneous combustion.
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Impulses to self-destruction the need for better body armor is ever increasing. Shooting blindly into the crowd.
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Your kids are gonna fry like bacon (Baby mummies) No, you understand me fine! (Ancient Slavonics) Read this back to me, I'll give you a straight A. Look like I'm smiling? It's a smirk. (Guilty as charged)
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This is complete nihilism, wrapped in a Zionist plot. With exploding school buses.
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In other cultures, death is more artistic. And probably a lot more fun.
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Every Sunday your mother is dragging your ballbag off to goalie god's green pussy.
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Guided Tour 00:22
I remember feeling like this all the time. Copters and vultures, sacred tradition. Pumping for years to come:
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Honky Dong 00:08
Squeezing his white banana blue in your quivering rump. His body lice devour your ass crack.
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Chaos has something special. Hit the curb hard, just as intended. Vitality, balance, perfect control. 40-degree cooler. Absolute right, wrong intention.
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Japanese rabbi mixing liquid LSD and baby formula to pump into infants like nipple-fed Pokemon. Drunk with the power to summon money from their captivated and confused prey. Pocketing the middle class American monster.
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Your mother's a drive by blowjob on a bicycle peddling her ass all over town. Ho sweet ho, it's all about her cash sniffin' nose.
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False teeth and a rubber hammer white plastic shield. Bring the kids a cute souvenir.
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I'll be banging drugs into my skull 'til I'm fucking retarded and my accountability has found it's resolve.
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Just a Disney ride to work on the right combination of drugs.
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Ratfink asshole, sellin' us out. Mummification: Callin' you out. No one's bailin' you out. Corpse disposal. Been a long time comin'. Let the games begin!
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Death in installments, you start fuckin' dying the day you're fuckin' born.
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Searching for the locator tooth, kidnapper removes the teeth in a youth with a chisel and mallet before fucking the youth in the face. Shattered teeth found in New Jersey dumpster.
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Mahikari 00:12
Mahikari; the Japanese new religion that proclaimed itself the leader of a Chosen People that opened the gates to Aum, who is planning a coming global Armageddon.
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Nerve gas, low frequency infra-sound beams.
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Crop Dusting 00:12
Japan's Aum doomsday cult, that masterminded the fatal nerve gas attack on Tokyo subways, considered spraying the drug LSD from the sky.
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The Aum ShinriKyo (Aum Supreme Truth Sect) first started studying the powerful hallucinogenic LSD as a kind of chemical weapon it might use during an armed revolt.
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The sect was making LSD, mescaline, amphetamines, and other illegal drugs at the cult's facilities.
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Aum spiritual leader Shoko Asahara ordered the production of the drugs as part of his strategy to control members of the cult.
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LSD, amphetamines and some sort of exotic dopamine agonist.
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The book of the dead is a trip and the apocalypse describes mescaline experience.
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We can cut enemy communications and cook internal organs. It feels like Jesus Christ is touching my heart.
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Trading pussy heaven up for Immaculate Conception.
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Ass of man tempts Eve.
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Eve grows huge dick and fucks snake.
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Snake coils around a piece of shit stuck in the colon of an old roman.
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Blackbeard the Santa tosses the old roman a Greek salad.
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Ass jocks suck off Boston hardcore.
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Boston hardcore closes its unsigned eyes and pretends it's Aaron and Mark sucking their fucking dicks.
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Sodomite warms the ass of cooked lamb.
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Lamb chop placed across the ass crack of the sweet Virgin Mary.
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Banquet in the honor of sweet Mary mother of god's garnered virgin rump
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We all take a turn, Matt Jacobson blows a peanut.
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Immaculate defecation. Covered in semen the blue-eyed demon Jesus is born from the cunt of a gay whore.
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Altered States of America in water cooler warfare with an unseen enemy. Heat-flashes on the job, it's back to the water cooler, drinking more and more. At home tripping balls behind the wheel of a sixteen car pile up.
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A young child when sodomized will shut down all systems. A young infant who is sodomized immediately goes to sleep.
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The children discuss cannabalism, eating dead bodies. Eating body parts:
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They implanted bombs in their stomachs and then they started to talk their tummies would feel funny. They knew the bombs were activated.
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Every person west of the Nile herded in a mass northern migration. Humanity huddled freezing dick in the most useless corners of the world. Standing in snow and human shit.
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The Christian Science fund is why one in three people in Africa have AIDS. Help fund queer missionary workers' pedophilic rape vacations, fuckin' the slaves of God's charity. Ethopian boy making out with Jesus covered in white blood and red semen.
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(Hallucinating back to the event of birth. Slowly regressing into primitive stages of human evolution: and beyond.)
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Red blowing out of ass and mouth Let the dog DIE alone.
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Mescaline kimono, chili peppers. Woman fucked by wolf.
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Sleeping at funerals, puking at parades. You need the bullet and the gun.
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I do it and I feel real sad, real bad: then I rise- cleansed!
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Crubling graffiti. Doom and siesta time.
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Everyone's someone's biggest mistake they ever made. Get in touch with me, I could be yours.
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We have a deadly biological weapon. Send us money courtesy of Relapse Records Upper Darby, Philadelphia, PA
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With every song on this CD you will feel more and more compelled to lose faith in yourself and in everything around you.
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Fuckin' fag. Kill 'em, kill the fuckin' Indian.
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Black metal is gay as a Catholic priest slouching toward Gomorrah. Face painted like Gene Simmons at Halloween with a tongue up some kids rump looking for candy. Put down that seven string and get a fuckin' job you tired-looking homo, Goth hand-banging geek.
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Don't think, you're a fuckin' idiot.
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Losing my domestication, like a tab in the ocean. I hump like a fuckin' whale and piss wherever I want. Thar' she blows from my fuckin' dick hole, rolling down a rubber as old as the Dead Sea scrolls. Mermaid with AIDS call in the fuckin' fleet, chicken cunt in a sea of fresh white meat.
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If your ass is in this house it's my ass.
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Black and Hispanic newborns for as low as a thousand dollars. All shots- spayed and neutered.
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We have psychedelic shotguns, mystical weapons for Hindus, Buddhists, Jews and Christians.
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Kick the shit out of you.
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You can wear all their clothes, and watch all the same TV shows. Little spots of you dripping down into the dust. You can't even form a reflection in the mirror anymore.
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Discolored 00:10
Dimensional gates align choking while living.
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I'm big. I whack off in the heat. I'm real macho. Master Yoda here I come. The Yoda puppet's out on loan, but the guy who played the robot might be available for work. Somebody will do it to you. And if they don't, you will.
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"What do you do with it?" Just shut up and take it man. Put it on your tongue.
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Overflowed, doomed on my tiny cross.
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Proving your heterosexual credentials.
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Vomit on a wino's whiskers, the savage nomad shits himself standing up.
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Most were heavyset feeling bad yellow with age armchair is gone.
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I'm here today to blast the two people that came to grieve your passing.
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You've always had a tampon hanging halfway out your ass you fuckin' motherless cunt.
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Crack my fucking dog's head wide open. Dogs just like a fuckin' woman, hit 'em and they just love you more.
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Caucasian Russian newborns for as low as $5000 with dual U.S./Canadian citizenship.
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There's so much money in guns and drugs I could have anyone killed with a phone call. South American women being torn apart by huge cats for my masturbatory amusement. Nothing like paying for a four thousand dollar boob job on a third world slut and have it ravaged by albino tigers. While having another slut on your dick trying to disprove her expandability.
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Dropped that pigeon six fucking stories trying to see if bullshit can fly. It was like blood pouring off a roof onto an El Camino. It was amazing he was still fuckin' alive.
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Bipartisan dictatorship devising the economic plan. Benefiting the greedy, conveniently excluding the working man.
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Holy Roman orgy, fondlers of the cloth. Catholic schools i.d. possible elementary level queer stock. Gay, shamed and guilted over to god, slipping the white collar over fresh cock. This is the semen of your salvation, bent over the fuckin' cross.
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I gave you a chance at reprisal, and you didn't take it. I am going to send you to hell.
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Altered Ego 00:17
The gratification of the ego Oge eht fo noitacifitarg eht. The gratification of the ego Oge eht fo noitacifitarg eht.
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You can talk to the police, you can talk to the press, you can talk to the politicians- I don't care man. What we're doing here is so bizarre; no one will ever believe you.
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They will slit the throat of a goat and slit it's bowels open. And you will either have sex with a crucified young girl on a cross or a half rotted corpse.
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From scientific theory on mongrel idiocy to eugenic pedigree. Mixing the race out of the test tube in lab based baby creation. True scientific excellence removes the prejudice in the future breeding of good strong American stock.
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Absurd Beast 00:10
I was getting my cock sucked when the plane collided into the second tower. She spit my nut up and wiped her mouth with the American flag.
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I prefer starting forest fires to the company of others. Fuck acceptance for this crap sake of breathing. Investing in friends to be some freeloading turd with a never-ending burn to save face.
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I know how to kill an army of one, with some Malaysian monkey cunt. Armed and horny, veteran of a foreign veneral disease.
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Opening a letter bomb with a light saber so you can feel the force. Ashes and anthrax slowly settle on unused technology. The age has come to invoke catastrophe on the sand people.
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Rifle through your desk from a hundred yards away, camouflaged in pigeon shit, high on the tower of brotherly love. A hopeless romantic, Cupid's arrow seeds itself in splintered mahogany.
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released February 1, 2003

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Agoraphobic Nosebleed Bethesda, Maryland

Agoraphobic Nosebleed formed in 1994 in Springfield, Massachusetts, United States. The line-up
includes Jay Randall, Richard Johnson, and Scott Hull. Agoraphobic Nosebleed is one of the most well-
known and influential drum machine grindcore bands.
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